M1: Back to Time Traverler's Incorporated!

       Well, this summer was awesome! I hung out with Farley Mamba, and I finally got a boyfriend! If you didn't see my first post, I am happily in love with Justin Bieber! I am also very happy to be back in TTI and I am ready to travel to Medieval Europe! Gosh, I am so excited, I studied a bit about it and I learned what Monarchs, peasants, knights, and servants do! I have my bags packed and I left my very humdrum pet Mr.Fluffypants (my bunny that I found in the desert last year) at home with Justin. I got in my new flying car with my bags, and flew off into Europe.
     That was a quick flight! I am now in Medieval Europe and looking around at all of these cool things out here! My first place I am going to check out is a Roman Catholic Church, I walked inside and the first thing I see is...GOLD. Man, there is  so many carved statues and gold paintings on the walls. There are lots of draped green curtains hanging neatly on the enormous windows. I also notice that Roman Catholic Churches are huge! And of course there is lots of crosses, symbolizing Jesus. I felt like I have walked around the church enough and walked out into the bright sun.
    I wondered around a bit more and when I moved closer and closer North, I kept hearing clinging sounds like two swords smashing into each other. When I walked around the corner of a big wall, I saw two men in shiny metal armor practicing there hitting skills with their swords. They were going back and forth hitting there swords together making the "CLING" sound. I would flinch everytime they did it. They would also make the sound of them going "UH" and "UMPH" because they were jumping and dodging the swords. I got sick of the clinging sound because it was hurting my ears so I left and wondered to the West to discover some more.
       Now that I have that horrible noise out of my head, I could finally hear myself think. I was getting hungry. Since TTI wouldn't let me talk to anyone, I would have to figure out a way to get some food. If I couldn't ask for some, then I would just have to steal it. Okay, I found a little cart with a man selling vegetables. I hid behind a bush, and when he looked away I went for it. I grabbed an onion and ran. I kept running until I couldn't see the cart, I don't think he noticed. I felt very  vicious about stealing. I hid behind a tall building and looked at the onion in disgust. I frowned and just took a bite. It was GROSS. Man, it was really gross, it was bitter, and crunchy. I started crying, well because it hurt my eyes. I ate the whole thing and I felt better but my breath stunk.
      After I ate my onion, I decided to rent a cottage. I got in my cottage and it felt like home. There were cots (they are mini beds filled with straw and feathers), I was tired and I couldn't stand the taste in my mouth. I went outside to get some water from a well to brush my teeth. I brushed really good, so it was minty fresh. I got in my cot, it felt so good to be in a warm bed with my soft fluffy pillow.